Welcome

Hawaii may be a paradise but since my dreams of becoming a hula dancer ended horrifically in the sixth grade (don't ask), I always knew my future lay elsewhere. With the support of my family and the encouragement of my very small army of blogging fans (hey guys!), I packed my bags and boarded a plane for New York. My goal is to get some real world experience before enrolling in a Journalism graduate program and beginning a career as a super bad-ass writer. This blog will be my man-diary for the strange, fascinating, and absolutely-not-tragic events that happen along the way.