USC.Monday:
3am - Stagger home from another night of intensive television watching and internet surfing.
4am - 6am - Calculate how much sleep I'll get before having to wake up and prepare for flight.
6:30am-9am - Sleep. Frequently scratch myself.
9:15am-10:30am - Shower and undergo beauty routine consisting mostly of vigorous toweling and generous deodorizing.
10:45am-10:47am - Pack.
10:47am-12:45pm - Run errands and stuff face with food.
12:46pm-4:10pm - Step on wrong subway train and promptly fall asleep. Wake up in time to realize that I'm screwed.
4:15pm - Get rejected from flight. Pay $75 for a later flight and scramble to change all appointments. Nap
9:15pm - midnight (local time) - Think about how much I hate flying. Do it anyway.
Tuesday:
8:00am-6:30pm - Meet faculty and see department. Become simultaneously impressed with program and convinced I shouldn't go there.
7pm-11pm - Try to reroute flight to stop by Northwestern's campus. Fail then nap.
11pm-3:30am - Eat huge Carl's Jr. burger and not sleep because my stomach is tired of my abuse.
4:30am-7am - Wait at airport. Eat more fast food and silently add contribution to green house effect.
7am-4pm (local time) - Realize that I still hate flying. Do it anyway, again.
5pm-midnight - Sleep and completely screw up anything resembling a normal circadian rhythm.
Analysis of trip to come.
1 comment:
I've been bad about following this site - need to add it to my reader.
Give me the short version to catch me up - now you're thinking about moving to Southern Cal?
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